Now seems like a good time to mention this….
Gadhafi looks like Scar from Lion King. Like, word….right?
Gadhafi looks like Scar from Lion King. Like, word….right?
My husband teaches summer school during July; conveniently two miles from the beach. This was a perfect opportunity to carpool with him which would: 1. Help him battle L.A. Traffic, and 2. Earn me an early morning run along the ocean. Three weeks in, and I was in bliss. I dropped him off at school, [...]
I was mentioned in my first blog, and had a nerdgasm all over my validation issues. The Funniest Tweeters DailySpecial on Jun 19, 2010
Why do we love Tiger Woods? Clean-cut, socially acceptable half-black man with a talent so incredible my octogenarian white parents took up the spectator sport of golf just to cheer for him. Is ethnicity and “over-coming odds” all? Of course not. But it was all a part of the charm which became the enigma of [...]
We were waiting for tires, restless, when the Mad Lib iPhone app was revealed. Still classic, still phenomenal, still makes my belly hurt from laughing. Break Up Letter To my stabby pickle Jermaine Jackson, The last 8.75 hours have been extremely punk ass! I can remember when we used to electric slide down the street [...]
My life is dedicated to service: animals, seniors, annoying freakish people who no one else wants. Basically, life consists of stress, gray hairs, stress, exasperation, etc. Sometimes – okay, most times – the rewards are above any happiness one could experience. Such is what happened with my wolf. Wolfgang or Wolfy for short, is an [...]
“My best heroes and teachers don’t live on pedestals. They lead complex, messy lives, offering me reflections of myself and standing with me against the gawkers.” Kurt Vonnegut
I am bored with mediocrity. I want to live in an odd shaped house with odd shaped furniture; bright colors everywhere. Where a man with suspenders on stilts would occasionally walk through and gently nod, and women in white-faced courtesan make-up wearing bustles would serve me tea and leave in a diagonal processionals through automatic [...]
I have a lot of wonderful ideas which never come to fruition, and my organic garden is sadly one. It was a great concept; above ground container gardening, organic soil, 15 different organic vegetables and a dangerous plan of attack. I was going to save the world one local piece of produce at a time. [...]
I have so many things to accomplish, places to see, be, effect. But, my living is contingent on the death of the dearest constant in my life. How do you reconcile something like that? How do you stop vacillating between gratitude and desire and find one emotional position? No doubt this wanderlust comes not from [...]